I am thrilled! I am inspired! I am chortling! After my visit to the attorneys that are handling my mom’s will, and a visit to a bank in order to make an appointment to draft mine, I comforted myself from the gloom that these thoughts of mortality engender with a visit to the latest cheapie shop.
It was there that I found and bought a game that will doubtless change my life, and that for the price of one dollar. On the surface, It’s just a little plastic game. I’ll take a picture... there! I bought it for the promising claims made on the reverse of the pack. Soon I will conquer the world, and here’s how:
‘Marble is a kind of game that is very mordern. Now. It collects exciment fasciration.’
Oh Wow! I don’t know what exciment faciration is like, but it does sound nice!
‘It can not only train a lover’s skill and intelligence but also is a best way for lover to make friends.’
I’m hanging onto their every word by this time: this is one great game!
‘It is an intelligent game for family to be a happy field.’
Not so sure about that bit, but it does sound cheerful…
‘Spring your miracle. Competite your level!’
Oooooh. That sounds so… so… spiritual in a way. There follows a very poetic and somewhat cryptic description of how the game is played, the best bit being:
‘The one who gets the highest grade is a big winner’
Well now, I’ve been playing with this thing, and I got all five of the balls into the ‘600’ pocket, and do you know what? I feel like a big winner. Woohoo!
The conclusion cinched the deal. This is why I wanted to spend the princely sum of a dollar on this thing:
‘Where there’s a will, there’s a way. The training of will intelligence, skill, will be your best ladder of success, it is your best training way of defeating. Everything’
So now you know. Watch out world!